When I Was A Young Boy.......

I think i need to get stuff out in the open. So i guess im going to write a very long journal entry on the history of me, this should be fun...... Where to start......

Early Childhood: The story of my birth is a short one. I was born in Nassau Bay, Texas which is basically Galveston. In short to talk of my family's fiscal situation, my parents had their wedding reception in a hotel which was recently demolished.... haha i thought that was kinda funny. My godmother was the lady who delivered me at birth. Hmm i spent my first few years as an only child.... then my sister came (~jaws music playing in the background~). Actually i was pretty nice to her (with the exception of dropping a lamp on her head and kicking out her front to teeth). One thing you must know about my sister is that she had colic (sp.?), so she was always crying (hasnt changed much). So we lived happily then the real trouble came - my brother. To sum this up into a sentence. My family lived in an apartment complex in downtown houston, my dad was in the navy so i rarely saw him, my childhood was a good one which eventually took a turn for the worst.

Childhood: I started learning to read and write in kindergarten, with my teacher mrs. lopez. I was on the schools t-ball team (you had to be extremely athletic to make it) and i had many friends. My life started turning around after first grade when my parents divorced and i had to move to Tomball... yuck! My mother started her job at compaq - later hp, and we moved to were we are today. My brother and sister learned to read which upset me very much and still plagues me to this day. I have learned to be very manipulative by this time and i figured out that i could play my mom up by acting sweet and then depressed, which i was often after i moved. Hmm then my mom had to put us in a daycare during the days and after school which was wonderful because i finally started making it with the ladys (first kiss in second grade then i had a third grade makeout session in the jungle gym area at the daycare).... life was good.

Intermediate to Jr. High: At this time i had no devotion to god and i could really care less about him, other than daily prayers i didnt really ever think about things like that. I was playing baseball and basketball at the time which was fun. Around 5th grade my dad married again to a wonderful lady by the name of Ann Fisher. They had 2 children (Jack and Avery) and moved out to Kentucky! This turned out to be wonderful, my stepmoms family was the nicest, we also got to play in the snow every winter which was new because we had lived in texas all our lives... we were like what is this white stuff... and why is it yellow in some places.... yum it tastes good lol! Also around this time my grandfather died. Lets see in Jr. High i had my first actual date (and believe me i was well versed in the ways of women lol). Actually i have a funny memmory of a lock-in at church which i went to with some friends (all part of my mothers plan to get me to love god more) it was awesome! We had sprite wars and threw ice at each other and we screwed up the guys bathrooms, we were almost kicked out by the mean, old youth ministry kids and by the end of the night i swore never to be as weird as they were.... look how that turned out.

Hmm this will do.... maybe i can do the rest of my life another time.

Kevin
God Bless